I ate a dog because I'm good in bed!

[]Gotten detention.
[]You gave your teacher(s) the finger when they weren't looking. (lol, in my dreams, just lately)
[x] Chewed gum during class. (that's not so bad, y'know)
[] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it
[ ] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school
[ ] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes. (it wasn't me who started it...I was a bridge...one of teh 20 bridges...)
[ ] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher (the teacher was funny! XD It's not bad!)
[ ] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class
[ ] Hit a teacher with a textbook.
[ ] You got suspended
[] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
[ ] Slept through class

times your total by 5

repost as" I am 20% Hated by teachers at school


Pick the number of the month you were born in...

01 - I ate
02 - I needed
03 - I ran naked with
04 - I shot
05 - I killed
06 - I smoked with
07 - I banged
08 - I ran shirtless with
09 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a lesbian
07 - Barney the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a shoe
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a horse
14 - a condom
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a pornstar
18 - my lover
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a whore
22 - batman
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a homo
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy like that
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I love marijuana
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs