Cellphone text messages

I have to delete my messages. But they're all so precious to me since they're wonderful quotes, so here they are :3

Pariz Hiltooone
Tnanung q and l0l0 q,
"msakit p0 b tlga magmhl ng lub0s?"
and sbi n l0l0,
"apo..."
"so wat kng mgmhal ang pulbos..?"
-o0 nlang ako...-

Xene2!
.'-hapi bday 2 meh.'-jeje!.'-

Veyin-chan?
'gud pm . sa lhat po, ingat po sa VAN NA WHiTE , na my plate# na VMM 507 , nangunguha daw yan ng internal organz ng mga bata , so gaiz, ingat kau! maniwala na po tau , wala naman mawawala eh db? so pan0h , ingat !Be SAFE .. 'nag.SMART aku saglit to inform you aLL..
' TC ALWAYZ ..
-> Vey. U

Edz
Der was a blind girl who hate herself bcoz of being blind. She hate everyone except her boyfriend. One day, d girl said that if she can only see the world she would marry her bf, one day someone donated eyes to her and then she saw her bf including her bf. Her bf asked her, now that u can see, will u marry me? The girl was shocked when she saw that her bf is also blind and she refuse 2 marry him. Her bf walk away w/ tears and said, just take care of my eyes"

Veyin-chan?
"HEART 4 SALE"

hu wants to buy my heart? I'm having it for sale, though it's only second hand, still it functions well .. coz 1nce I sold it whole but he damn returned it in2 pieces. so now I had it all repaired, so now I'm back in business. Hu wants to but my heart? Satisfaction guaranteed. It has free service charge and a lifetime warranty .. so if someone is asking for the price, well, it was 4 bargain, it only costs true LOVE ..

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Part 1 pa lang yan, tomorrow na ung iba, antok na ko eh. :3