Work In Progress (Traditional media)

First time to actually have a WIP of a traditional media work...O_o
Have a look see:

Lolllllllll
First time to think of a challenging perspective, too, 0w0
I screwed up Shaia's neck...

Same tools as ever: Faber Castell. :3

Campus Journalism seminar~

It was a two-day seminar, starting July 23.
There, I met some of my old classmates. First, I saw Kindra, whom I think doesn't recognize me anymore (not that we talked at all, hahah... We barely even met each other. Just saw her). She studies in Jesus the Heart of God Christian Academy now.

There was also Jocelle, who now studies in St. Aloysius etc... She recognized me while I was trying to get outside (has to throw the water).

Then I saw Jessica.

Nostalgia... Not much, really.

Umm... I don't have to write like an editor or apply what I've learned from that seminar in writing in my personal blog, right? :| That would kill me for sure...

1st day:
We thought it was gonna be big...and it really was. So big, to the point that one of the schools (who didn't register at all, really) had to go back home because the room couldn't accommodate the other students. Our school alone already occupied around 2/4 of the room. *chuckles*

Grabe, walang kasing init dun! Just imagine: around 10 schools, more or less, jam-packed in a room that is meant for only 6 schools who have 30 students each. -_______-;;

Aside from the tiny-room rant, there's this annoyingly-boring-and-sleepy-lecture rant. Ugh, I swear, I could go on for hours... By the way, our speaker was Mr. Crisostomo E. Avila, who happens to be the ex-principal of CKSC. (lolllll)

There's my ex-teacher Sir Dennis Opis, too, but for some reason, he was addressed as Dennis Vidar yesterday...

Well, so much for the bad stuff. We did learn some new things, but they weren't delivered too well (not to mention that the whole discussion itself was spelled as B-O-R-I-N-G orz).

Everyone was taking notes, except for me, because it was boring, for the nth-forever.

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2nd Day:
At this day, cartooning was explained. But before that, let's go with the basic.
Photojournalism has finally been put into action. I wish I had a camera, too... Anyway, I liked the outcome of my schoolmates' performance. (It seems that I'm the only one who didn't work that much at all)

I'm excited to go to this section. ^_^

Cartooning!
Agh, why is it that everyone is agaist anime?! ANIME IS ART, TOO, you mudrapukas!
Our theme challenge was "Promoting the *Seminar*" (forgot what it was completely called) and I was in an art block at that time because I was hoping that they'd give us a current-event-topic like the oil price hike, rice shortages, MV Princess of the Star, etc, etc...


Moving on to... I dunno. I was out of my mind for one second and the next thing I know is they're eating their lunch *_*;

Oh yeah, I think they're doing Photo Essay after Cartooning. *shrug* Like anyone cares...







Whatever. I felt sleepy all day. It was so hot and EVERYONE SMELT SO BADDDDDDddddd

Let's just go home.

I have more stories here! XDDD

Since there were no tricycles available, we walked instead through Amalfi. We met a beautiful sunset, whose sun was too shy to smile for us. Thanks to Ynna for taking a picture of it. ^.^ I hope she uploads it soon.


When we made it to our school, I don't feel that tired at all. Just sleepy, but not tired, because I can still walk decently! XD *joy*

So we talked...and talked...and talked about it with our school principal. 8D so much fun in bragging and persuading her to exempt us from the exams, and we (4th year) request that we get an exemption in Ma'am Rina's sucbject/s, namely Calculus and Trigonometry.

On our way home (only those who live in Ph. 4), I met my mom and my brother walking on the same street as we do, so I called their attention, and we went home together.


That's all.

I slept later...after taking a bath. -D-

Gratitude list:
Of course, God should be on the first place. :) You know why... Let's all thank Him. :)
My parents, because without them, I wouldn't have made it to the seminar.
I can't thank my brother, but oh well. Let's use this blank space to thank you. :3

7 Years + How well do you know me? :3

Take my quiz, desu!~


IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOU'RE HOT" you say?

Pain


WHEN YOU GET DUMPED YOU SAY?

Don't Give Up (lol XDDD)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Always Be My Baby

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE LONG GOAL?

Realize

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Solar Wind (it doesn't make sense...?)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

What I've Done (O_o)

WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?

Time of My Life (sooooooooo true!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU?

CaramellDansen (8D As in, "you're so CaramellDansen, Rienzan!")

(From here, the playlist used was: myYearbook playlist set in shuffle

WHAT DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS SAY TO YOU?
Face Down

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

My Heroine

WHAT WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Your Guardian Angel (Aww...)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Will You Ever Learn (:rofl:)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Who I Am Hates WHo I've Been (applies~)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR HOUSE?

Cat and Mouse (eh?!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR CRUSH?
Crank Dat (lolololololol)

WHAT DO THE BOYS THINK OF YOU?

Evil (OTL lulz)

WHAT DO THE GIRLS THINK OF YOU?

Obviously

WHEN YOU DUMP SOMEONE THEY SAY?

How To Save A Life (>:o I don't think I like this. T_T Go die assb****)


WHATS YOUR LIFE MOTTO?

Your Song (wtf... Whatever your song and my song is, then, eh?)

WHAT WILL YOU SUBJECT THIS EMAIL AS?

7 Years

Reflecting

Lately, I've been very sensitive and thoughtful about my life.

I've been thinking: Is my life new or was I a living soul before as well, and when God sent me down as a new person, he erased my previous memories and became a new person?

Before that, I kept on believing that I'm a new soul, that's why I make easy mistakes that a normal person can't make. (This is actually proven in my Dreamworld chapters)

I've been sensitive about communicating with God, too, and I've realized that I DO want to know him better than just someone who gives life and takes it back when one has accomplished his deeds.

I've talked to April Sierra on this and I thank God that He used her as an instrument to clear my path so I could see straight. There are still things that are unclear to me, but I'm glad she's easy to approach. :) Thanks, April. :)

I would like to brag about having her as a friend and as a guide.
It may seem embarrassing that someone younger than me has more wisdom and insights than I, but I'm actually happy that their are still kids who approach God. I'm really happy... My peers couldn't be as close, I guess, and so they led me away from Him. I'm really glad April is there, along with sir 2sai4. :)

I've discovered a really good site: http://www.jesus2020.com/followup.html
Please view it. You won't regret it! :D
Here's another: BibleGateway.com - Revelation 3:20

As much as I hate to admit it, but I don't really read the bible. I'd rather listen to someone discuss it for me, because when I start oggling my eyes over the letters, I start becoming lazy and dizzy...<:< Am I really that demonic? I can't even stand reading a bible... But I'm interested to learn more about it, and I'm honest about that.

I was honest in everything that I shared to you here, and I hope you won't be afraid to do this as well. :) I'm proud that I did this. I hope you are, too.

I have to thank so many people for this...
I'll just leave it to God. He knows those people. ^_^
Thanks, everyone.

Risan Plushie + Prayers

This plushie was drawn last year (2007) and I dunno why I didn't scan it earlier. I think I drew this in our classroom...:shrug:

When I did my digital Rienzan plushie, I was basing him from this Risan plushie through memory (because I was lazy to find this sketch while doing digitals *refuses to take references*)





On a side note, please pray for EpicMyst's mom. Her mom has to take chemotherapy soon.

My brother includes her in the nightly prayers, along with psychotictwistedkat's aunt. Please pray for them!

I hope it's okay that I post their challenges publicly...<:(


EDIT:


I've finished the EpicMyst's Mom's version of the plushie.

You know, for once, I did this not for anyone's faves. I'm doing this to get more people to pray for them. Maybe if more people would pray for them, God would be convinced enough!

(Risan said I could ruin his picture if I do it for a cause)

If you pray for them, I could stop ranting about how miserable my life is when Maths and formulas are around.

Solar Wind by Snowkel lyrics

^_^ I lurves this song...


Yoriokosareta heddo okinukeni todoku taiyoukou
Shiroku ukabu nyuudoukumo
Miekakuresuru zetto mahiru wo yureru tsuki no iro
Yume wo hanatsu ameagari

Kono michi wo tobashite ima bokura nani wo otteiru?
Futo orikaettarishite tachi tomatta to shitemo
Machi no iro wa kawatteku

Kazashita te hiraite ano taiyou ni yararesousa
Yuutsu na omoi wa sora ni tokashite ikou
Atsui jaketto nugisute hashiri dashitanda dakara 6, 7, 8
Nai kaze fukasete ima tobi dashite GO!

Kutsusoko wa surihetteku nani ka kawari wo eru youni
Itsudatte heru hou ga saki nanda
Saki no koto wo mayou yori ichido kiri no ima to kodou wo sagashite

Ashita ni mukatte mada taiyou ga mienakutemo
Chiheisen no hatemade me wo korashite ikou
Fly Again fumidase tameratteiru no narana 6, 7, 8
Nai kaze fukasete tada tobi dashite GO!

Mayottara me wo toji tomatteshimatta jikan no naka de
Mau hane tsukamae tsuyoku nigitteiyou

Tsukanda te tsukidase ano taiyou mo kowasesousa
Yuutsu na omoi wa sora ni tobashite ikou
Try Again fumidase tameratteiru no naraba 7, 8, 9
Ten made hibikaseru kono koe dashite GO!

Ima tobi dashite GO!

To Christopher B. Grey+ RANTNESS

Despite the fact that it is I who is trying to bridge our communications once again, if you're still not willing, then nothing really will happen.

Just don't forget, I'm not the hacker here.

It just proves that you're still guilty of what you did.

I don't know the reason behind what you did to me, but if there's anything bad that I ever did to you, well I didn't mean it, so sorry. You know that I joke around you. It never came to me that you will take anything that I say seriously.

If it's about the "cousin love" themes in my previous deviations, well don't go thinking that I'm referring to you and me, dammit! I was referring to the NejiHina shipping! (Like I'd actually think of us that way, LOOOOOLLLLLLLZZZZ)

To end this little note (since no one reads it anyway), I will say this to you...



GLAD THAT YOU"RE LIVING IN THE SAME HELL AS MY ADDRESS!


And f*** all Maths! F*** ALL MATHS TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait, that's where I live O.o

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In other news, I'm still suffering in my little hell, which is known as Trigo+Calculus+Physics in the human language. -_____-;;

I don't get it... How come I'm the only one who doesn't get it!? AGH!!!!

I don't even understand why we even have to study it~! Where the heck can I apply it IN DAILY LIFE?! *frustrated*

If this continues, I bet I'd start wearing bracelets to cover my wrist cuts...

Or a choker around my neck to hide the strangling marks left...

*cries* Anyone who can make Trigo and Calculus sound as easy as ABC is a god! @w@

Discrimination!

To all Filipino friends out there…

The Philippine Government should take action regarding this matter. Don't let this man step on your territory, unless he apologizes to all Filipinos. The picture on the right side is the one!

TO: Patricia Evangelista " Congratulations"

SUBJECT: Hate Letter Against Filipinos

Please take time to read this, most especially the bottom part, PATRICIA EVANGELISTA's (a 19 year old Filipina) speech that won in a WORLD competition in London .

This is a hate letter coming from a radio talk show host Mr. Art Bell from Nevada . I dont consider myself patriotic but please read my reply below in BOLD LETTERS and send this to as many of your friends as possible until it reaches him.

This is a very disturbing open E-mail letter to all Filipinos around the world; specially here in North America !, from a man who has the power to reach millions of people. (he's a radio talk host)

Please read on..............

This is an open letter email by Art Bell, a radio talk show host in Nevada (more info in the email itself). Here is yet another person who has taken advantage of his power and privilege to use hateful words and racial stereotypes that breed further ignorance and intolerance in our society.

Art Bell is a talk radio host who has two shows that he broadcasts from his home in Nevada , that is rebroadcast by 400 stations across the country.

He's written 2 books. He lived in Okinawa , Japan for some years and had a radio program on the English station there. And it's hard to believe after reading the following letter from him that he actually has been to the Philippines (he's traveled fairly extensively around the world).

Check out his website listed at the end to get a glimpse of this fool who's spreading this hateful ignorance. And check his wife as well. This letter is so degrading, I think it's really important that everybody read this and not attack him, but respond to him in a civilized manner because otherwise his thoughts will be reaffirmed. Understand that not everyone has a viewpoint like we do, and that this is an opinion of someone who hopefully can be changed only by civil actions.
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Filipinos.....*make me puke* (Art Bell)

As we've all come to notice, in the past few decades, Filipinos have begun to infest the United States like some sort of disease. Their extensive involvement in the U.S. Armed Forces is proof of the trashy kind of qualities all filipinos tend to exhibit on a regular basis. You can see this clearly by studying the attitudes and cultural Icons of most Filipino Americans.

Origins of Pinoys/Pinays:

Are they really asian? Well we've come to accept the fact the Filipinos come from a part of the world known as South East Asia . But the term " Asia " is used in the wrong way. You may notice that contemporary Filipino Americans try very hard to associate themselves with groups that we know as Asian. I cannot count the number of times I have seen a ' Third World ' Filipino try to connect themselves to the chinese or Japanese people. There is no connection and here's why. The Philippines is a Third World country. Nothing respectable has EVER been created by Filipino people during our entire human history. Young Filipino men in America have become obsessed with "import racing". They have an enormously perverted affection for Japanese cars. It's a common phenomenon. In their minds, these Filipinos somehow believe that they are Asian and that it somehow connects them to Japanese people and Japanese cars. They often take credit for the ingenuity of Japanese people and say how it's an "Asian thing". This term..."Asian thing" derived directly from African American slang "black thang". "It's a black thang." "It's an Asian thang."

You can see the connection. It's even funnier that, in Japan , Filipinos are heavily discriminated against. The only Filipinos that can live successfully in Japan are the Filipino prostitutes. But that's the case for most Filipino people no matter where they live in th e world. Now we've come down to this fact...and it is a fact.

Nothing in Filipino Culture can be seen as Asian.

They have no architectural, artistic, or cultural influence which is in ANY way, asian. Thinking of the great countries in Asia such as Japan , Korea , and China there is no way you can possibly connect the Philippine Islands. This assault by Filipino Americans to connect themselves with the great peoples of North East Asia is foul and disgusting. Try visiting a young Filipino's web site too.

You'll see something called the "Asian IRC Ring". It has to do with the chatrooms. The most horrible thing about this is that these TRASHY people are trying to associate themselves with Asia again!! People in Asia don't act like this at all. What we are seeing here is the natural Filipino in its element with full access to technology and this is how they act! You will consistently see this behavior over and over again.

Another interesting thing is that these "thirdworld" people also frequent RC chatrooms such as #chinese #japan and #asian. They must believe that they are somehow related racially or culturally to North Asians. But it's c ompletely WRONG! There might have been some distant contact with China and even less with Japan during World War II, but these people are actually more closely related to african americans and Mexican americans.

Do the parents of these young Filipinos know what's going on? Would they accept this? I believe that they would and do. This is the natural "Trash" element in Filipinos manifesting itself. Nothing good has ever come from Philippines and I don't believe anything good ever will.

Recognizing your Roots (A Message to Filipinos). To all Filipino people:
Please recognize your ROOTS! You come from the Third World ! You country is a disgusting and filthy place. Most people there live in poverty! Your culture has MUCH MORE SPANISH influence than chinese, and absolutely no JAPANESE influence whatsoever. People in Japan and China , do not act like you. They do not constantly talk about sex and they have a MUCH HIGHER level of RESPECT for each other. There is NO WAY that you can connect yourself to A sia other than location.

Your culture and technological advancement does not even come CLOSE to what Chinese people have done in the past and what Japanese and Korean people are doing now! Everything you do is distinctly filipino. You cannot take credit for Japanese cars, video games, or Hentai! It's not an "asian thing" it's an "American thing". You have no concept of culture...no concept of asian ideas or asian philosophy! Can you demonstrate how you use Confucianism or Taoism in you everyday life?? You can't. And you will NEVER be able to.

I understand that you are trying to create an identity for yourselves as young people... but it is NOT related to Asia . Your Identity is Filipino.
That's all you are. Just Filipino. Think about what that means....


*** END OF ART BELL'S OPINION ***

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A REPLY FROM A FILIPINO ----> I find this funny, he is right in some ways where we, as Filipinos don't actually have an "Identity". I think this is due to the confusion of our mixed races from Hispanic, Chinese, American and Malay origins. I see it in malls, imagine young generations wearing ski caps and ski goggles in a tropical country, baggy low rise pants like that of African Americans living in the Bronx of New York, not to mention endless whitening products being sold at department stores and drug stores.

But his ignorance also blinds him from the other truth. That while we may glorify Anime shows and Japanese Internet gaming, he is not aware that a nameless Filipino may be responsible for some technical aspects of some Japanese software. He is not aware of our contribution to the the society in general .Technological advancements that may have aided post war navigations and landing on the moon. That the antibiotic Erythromycin was discovered by Dr. Abelardo Aguilar from Iloilo creating the brand "Ilosone".

Thomas Edison may have discovered the electric light bulb and the fluorescent lighting was thought up by Nikola Tesla. But the fluorescent lamp we use today was invented by Agapito Flores (a Cebuano named Benigno Flores of Bantayan Island, according to the Philippine Daily inquirer), a Filipino scientist. Americans helped then-Philippine leader Ramon Magsaysay to develop it for worldwide commerce. That the personal physician of former U.S. Pres. Bill Clinton is Eleanor "Connie" Concepcion Mariano, a Filipina doctor who was the youngest captain in the US Navy. A Filipino writer Jose Rizal could read and write at age 2, and grew up to speak more than 20 languages, including Latin, Greek, German, French and Chinese.

Or that a Filipino genius was responsible for the near hiatus in the PENTAGON and White House nearly infiltrating their closely guarded secrets with the "ILOVEYOU" bug. Nuisance maybe, but still one heck of a 'beautiful mind'...not to be underestimated.

The list goes on and on, but who cares right? Certainly not Mr. Art Bell...Boy, I'm not surprised.

Perhaps Art Bell does not know that although we consider ourselves ASIAN because we are strategically located in the Southeast asian region of which our nearest neighbors are Malays, ASIA does not mean only Chinese and Japanese race of people. Th en maybe it is his connotation that " Asia" meant only our economically successful, paler brothers and he considers Malays such as Thais, Malaysians, Indonesians, and ourselves as a " Third World " race. Then it is "his" ignonimity that would make a civilized person of whatever race puke. Imagine literally connecting Chinese, Koreans and Japanese to the Philippine Islands which is archipelagos away from the countries he has mentioned. I also wonder where he got the impression that we aspire to be Japanese( ???) Hispanics maybe but not the Japanese. But even Hispanics today do not mind sharing their "surnames" to their Asian brothers who they have colonized for 3 centuries.

Another sad reality that although most Filipinos working overseas are domestic helpers and prostitutes, who does he think educates the toddlers of Hong Kong , Singapore , Taiwan and Tokyo ? Parents of these countries rarely have time spent with their children, leaving them to their Filipino nannies. And with regard to prostitution. Filipinos are not the only ones working as one. I HARDLY SEE FILIPINOS STARRING IN PORN MOVIES. THERE MIGHT BE A FEW FILIPINOS WE HAVEN'T SEEN , BUT MOST ARE FROM MR. ART BELL'S RACE.

He also mentioned that we have no concept of culture..no concept of asian ideas or asian philosophy. How can we demonstrate Confucianism or Taoism in a Christian nation? IS HE INFORMED THAT THE PHILIPPINES IS THE ONLY PREDOMINANTLY CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC NATION IN ASIA ?! YOU HAVE TO USE COMMON SENSE IN A LOT OF THINGS SOMETIMES...

We do not need to create an identity for ourselves. We are who we are. Our identity stems from the anonymity we live in this world. How we contribute silently towards the progress of the world and not just one country. Although the Filipino blood may be tainted with malice, corruption, poverty and prostitution, it is not a perfect race... But so are the others. Maybe Mr. Art Bell needs to think about this.

WE MAY NOT BE PERFECT MR. BELL BUT AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE VALUES. FOR ONE THING WE DON'T PUT OUR AGING PARENTS IN NURSING HOMES BECAUSE "THEY'RE SIMPLY OLD AND WORTHLESS". WE DONT HAVE AS MUCH NUMBERS OF SINGLE MOTHERS WHO GET PREGNANT IN THEIR VERY EARLY TEENS AND EVENTUALLY BECOME PARASITES OF THE GOVERNMENT FOR YEARS AND YEARS.

YES...WE CAME TO YOUR COUNTRY TO WORK, TO EARN DECENT MONEY (HALF OF WHICH BY THE WAY GOES TO TAXES BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY SOCIAL PARASITES FROM YOUR RACE).AND BY THE WAY, MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH DON'T COME FROM YOUR RACE... THEY'RE ACTUALLY IMMIGRANTS TOO. AND THOSE EDUCATED ONES DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU DO, PERHAPS BECAUSE THEY'VE REALLY BEEN WELL EDUCATED..AFTER ALL THAT'S SAID... WHO IS THE IGNORANT ONCE AGAIN?!

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Pinay wins it big in London

By Alfred Yuson

The Philippine Star 05/16/2004

Patricia Evangelista, a 19-year- old, Mass Communications sophomore of University of the Philippines (UP)-Diliman, did the country proud Friday night by besting 59 other student contestants from 37 countries in the 2004 International Public Speaking competition conducted by the English Speaking Union (ESU) in London.

She triumphed over a field of exactly 60 speakers from all over the English-speaking world, including the United States , United Kingdom and Australia , reported Maranan.

The board of judges' decision was unanimous, according to contest chairman Brian Hanharan of the British broadcasting Corp. (BBC).

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Augh! Random reply ^_^
I bet that Art Bell guy didn't even do a research concerning our roots. We had Malay ancestors, and I remember that because I met Asian dA people coming from Indonesia, Malaysia, and Korea. Once, there was Hachidaime, and he's from Malaysia. We met in an RP chatroom, and he said he liked a certain show called, "Pangakor Sayo" (or something like that...*stupid short term memory *), then I replied, "Wow, that almost sounds "Pangako Sayo", which translates to "I Promise You"...or something like that. ^^;"
So that proves that our language, before Spaniards colonized our country, was influenced by our Malay ancestors! XDDD

Lol, so that may not be the best example there. Let's try... .hack jobs! XDDD
If we're going to compare our country with .hack jobs, we might be the Adept Rogue, which is the "Jack of all trades, but master of none" (Yay, Haseo-kun~) *Is a .hack whore :iconimhappyplz:*

If we use that example, it would mean that our culture is really not strong. It's because we got influenced more by our colonizers, imho.

Oh my, I just googled up "Philippine Culture" and found a wiki proof! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_the_Philippines Take that, Art Bell, you stupid sonuva--!!! *Ahem* sorry for the term. I just don't give a damn for mo*___----__-__-s like him. -__-

My New Theme Song

V1: Take time to realize,
That your warmth is
Crashing down on in.
Take time to realize,
That I am on your side
Didn't I, Didn't I tell you.

But I can't spell it out for you,
No it's never gonna be that simple
No I cant spell it out for you

C: If you just realize what I just realized,
Then we'd be perfect for each other
and will never find another
Just realized what I just realized
we'd never have to wonder if
we missed out on each other now.

V2: Take time to realize
Oh-oh I'm on your side
didn't I, didn't I tell you.
Take time to realize
This all can pass you by
Didn't I tell you

But I can't spell it out for you,
no it's never gonna be that simple
no I can't spell it out for you.

C: If you just realized what I just realized
then we'd be perfect for each other
then we'd never find another
Just realized what I just realized
we'd never have to wonder if
we missed out on each other now.

V3: It's not always the same
no it's never the same
if you don't feel it too.
If you meet me half way
If you would meet me half way.
It could be the same for you.

C: If you just realize what I just realized
then we'd be perfect for each other
then we'd never find another
Just realize what I just realized
we'd never have to wonder
Just realize what I just realized

If you just realize what I just realized

OoOoOOo

missed out on each other now
missed out on each other now

Realize, realize
realize, realize

(Copu-pasta'd from lyricsmania.com, so if you have problems regarding the lyrics, then go fuck the hell outta 'em, not me.)

I ate a dog because I'm good in bed!

[]Gotten detention.
[]You gave your teacher(s) the finger when they weren't looking. (lol, in my dreams, just lately)
[x] Chewed gum during class. (that's not so bad, y'know)
[] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it
[ ] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school
[ ] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes. (it wasn't me who started it...I was a bridge...one of teh 20 bridges...)
[ ] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher (the teacher was funny! XD It's not bad!)
[ ] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class
[ ] Hit a teacher with a textbook.
[ ] You got suspended
[] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
[ ] Slept through class

times your total by 5

repost as" I am 20% Hated by teachers at school


Pick the number of the month you were born in...

01 - I ate
02 - I needed
03 - I ran naked with
04 - I shot
05 - I killed
06 - I smoked with
07 - I banged
08 - I ran shirtless with
09 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a lesbian
07 - Barney the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a shoe
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a horse
14 - a condom
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a pornstar
18 - my lover
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a whore
22 - batman
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a homo
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy like that
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I love marijuana
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Stolen Quiz

When quizzes are as awesome as this, it's really fun to steal...even if I have to break the Ten Commandments for it.


The Note:
Dear -your partner's name-
I don't know how to say this, but the Mafia is after.
I think I realized it that night in your van, and I saw you carve your name in my aloe vera plant.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I have changed sex.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'll keep my sense as a memory.
You should know that I will inform The Swedish Tax Agency Woody Allen-imitations.
Go to hell,
-Frhaine

Rules:
1. Fill in the gaps with the info.
2. Post to DA or myspace... or something
3. You read this... you're tagged!

The Note:
Dear -your partners name-
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-

The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
February- last year
March- when we were skinny dipping
April- when I was high on sesame seed
May- when I was shaving your legs
June- when you put handcuffs on me
July- when I threw up
August- When I saw the tiny head
September- when your dwarf bit me
October- When I was taking a walk
November- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with Mr and Mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- John Travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the Cookie Monster
blue- my aloe vera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your high school grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am making a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- Eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionate interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whiskey - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me