My Japanese Name (?)

Taken from Lhea's bulletin in FS

HELLO FRIENDS..! Please fill your name in Japanese (refer to table below) and send it to all of your friends to show how crazy it looks like.... PLEASE PASS IT ON........ DON'T SPOIL and BREAK THE FUN................ > A - ka > B - tu > C - mi > D - te > E - ku > F - lu > G - ji > H - ri > I - ki > J - zu > K - me > L - ta > M - rin > N - to > O - mo > P - no > Q - ke > R - shi > S - ari > T -chi > U - do > V - ru > W -mei > X - na > Y - fu > Z - zi > .Carmen - Mikashirinkuto > 2.Ikenna - Kimekutotoka > 3.Jane - Zukatoku > 4.Noah - Tomokari (U can just call me 'Kari) > 5.Gideon - Jikitekumoto > 6.Chibuzo - Mirikitudozimo > 7.Ansa - katoarika > 8.Deborah-tekutumoshikari > 9.Lazarus - Takazika > 10.Adeola-Katekumotaka > 11.Lekan - kikumekato > 12.Uche- Domiriku > 13.Enyinnaya - kutofutotokafuka (what a name indeed) > 14.Chike--Mirikimeku 15.ISAAC...kiarikakami (just call me kami) > 16.Mariam- Rinkashikikarin ( simply call KIKA) > 17.Zusi-Zidoariki (Zido or Riki) 18.Kenneth - Mekutotokuchiri(hmmm.... I think i like kuchiri) > 19.Juliet - Zudotakikuchi (Dot sounds cool) > 20.Moji - Rinmozuki > 21.Wale -Meikataku > 22.Florence - lutamoshikutomiku (sounds like yoruba) s > 23. Benedict- Tukutokutekimichi > 24. Sade - Arikateku > 25. David - Tekarukite (just call me Tekarukite!) > 26. Sachin - arikamirikito ....puuuffff finally done :)) > 27. Pradeep - noshikatekukuno Wow starts with a No and ends with one as well. > 28. Neha- tokurika --------AWESOME J 29. Parul - Nokashidota - ( not bad I can pronounce J ) > 30. Jeetika - Zukukuchikimeka (thank god I am an Indian) > 31. Sandeep-Arikatotekukuno > 32. kim- mekirin > 33. Nathan - tokachirikato > 34. я♥s e- shimo ariku [hangkyut!!!] 35. KaRLo- mekashitamo [prang ng mumura lng T_T] hihih brrrr > 36. CARRE - mikashishiku (haha funny) 37. Jayvee - Zukafurukuku (baho naman... Ganyan ba talaga mga name sa japanese?..) > 38. Jami-kun - Zukarinku-kun (yossu~! astig . . .hehehe) > 39. Apple- Kanonotaku :]] (LOL.) 40:myra-rinfushika(kawaii!!!) 41.nicole---tokimi motaku [angkyut!] 42.park yunhae---nokashime fudotorikaku [WOW! hahaha angkuletz nmn!] 43.naruko---tokashi domemo [ang domemo daw! ahahah!] > 44. KRISTEN- mishikiari chikuto haha 45. JOHCHAN- zumokatotoka lumoshichiku(haha..so nice and funny~) 46. PATRICIA >>> nokachishikimikika mimoarichika ... [[ pRnG gA.gO LnG nMn ..!!! ]] > 47.GWYN JOYCE-jimeifuto zumofumiku(lolz) > 48.♥MARIELLE♥-♥rinka shikaku tatako♥ 49.Patricia= nokachishikimikika arikatokashikuzi:]] > vanez->>rukatokuzi..ruka nlng!>(haha. d naman yan 22o weh!) XD > 50. Louise - Tamodokiariku. [ Parang tnga lng, Haha! XD ] > 51. Yellow - Sayaka! > 52. Lorelie - Tamoshikutakiku (prang resto. lang ah) > 53. Emarian- Kurinkashikikato ( hahaha funny... > 54. Erlie - Kushitakiku (haaha...ka cute...heehehe) > 55. andrew nicolas-katoteshikumei tokimimotakaari (((hehehe)) > 56. hazeljane - rikazikuta zukatoku- woahaha ano daw? > 57. jeif - zukukilu (puta bayuta oi...) > 58. dan - tekato (xit! ang pangit!..lol) > 59. calvin - mikatarukito (hahah..sagwa..)XD > 60. Nestor- toko-arichimoshi .ngeee! :)) > 61. Czarena- mizikashikutoka (hahaha..ka cute)) >62. BAI CASSANDRA- TUKAKI MIKAARIKATOSHIKA [PAGKATAAS HAHA! DILI PA NGA YAN FULL NAME HAHAHA!] 62. MHERI- RINRIKUSHIKI :O 63. Berlyn- Tukushitafuto (what the!)

64-->> LHEA - TARIKUKA ( PANGET ) 65. PATRICIA - NOKACHISHIKIMIKAKI/ FRHAINE- Lushirikakitoku

Sucks, cuz Japanese don't have L in their alphabet. It's replaced by R instead. :| What a stupid, inaccurate shit. :|